Me: and why didn't you sleep at nap time?
Boy: because I'm too tired of sleeping

Boy: Teacher, why do white people have spots all over them?
Me: Spots?
Boy: Yeah, those brown ones on your face.
Me: Those are called freckles.

Boy: Nah!
Me: Nah!
Boy: Ahh Teacher! You're speaking Zulu!

Teacher: How long is forever?
Boy: Until you're a Granny!

Boy: What is this?
Me: A whale.
Boy: It looks like my mom.

Reading "Pete the Cat"

Me: Pete the cat was walking down the street wearing his brand new white shoes. Pete loved his shoes so much, he sang this song...
Boy: I love my white teacher! I love my white teacher! I love my white teacher!

The rooster! The rooster! The rooster’s on fire!
4 year old boy attempting to sing “The roof is on fire” in my classroom today

Me: Did you bite your friend?
Boy: No. The lion did.
Me: Are you the lion?
Boy: Yes.

Me: Did you bite your friend?
Boy: No. The lion did.
Me: Are you the lion?
Boy: Yes.

Me: "... and what is Easter all about?"
Boy: "Chickens!"

Me: "... and do you know where Jesus is now?"
Boy: "Zimbabwe!"

My favorite colors are pink and purple and sparkles and rainbow and blue.
5 year old girl in South Africa

My Daddy’s body makes funny sounds.
4 year old randomly to me then she runs away

Boy: What's that?
Me: A present.
Boy: Is it a toy?
Me: Nope.
Boy: So it's just a bag with paper in it?
Me: No, it has a present in it.
Boy: So there IS a toy in there?
Me: No, I have a present in there.
Boy: Is it just paper in a bag?

Girl 1: I'm independent!
Girl 2: What does that mean?
Girl 1: It means I'm not going to play with you.